Undercover Bromance Page 35
“Liv.”
The dispatcher remained calm. “Liv, I’m going to stay on the phone with you until officers arrive.”
“Do you know how long it will take?”
“I have one patrol car five minutes out.”
“That’s too long.”
Liv army crawled to the window. The dispatcher asked her what was going on. Liv drew back a corner of the curtain and peeked out. It was too dark to see anything.
“I don’t see him, but he’s definitely coming up the stairs.”
He hadn’t yet rounded the corner of the building.
“Liv, I need you to sit tight.”
“I’ll call back.”
She hung up over the dispatcher’s protests. Still crawling, she moved to the door. With slow motions, she reached up and winced as she turned the deadbolt. It made a low click. Liv froze. The man didn’t stop, so either he hadn’t heard the noise or he didn’t care.
Liv grabbed the nearest object—a Birkenstock—and stood. Sucking in a breath, she whipped open the door. She took the first flight of stairs two at a time, hit the landing, and swung the shoe as if she were trying out for Wimbledon.
It connected with a face, and the man let out a surprised grunt. His arms helicoptered for one terrifying moment as he teetered on the edge of the landing. But it was long enough for Liv to realize she’d made a horrible mistake. Long enough for her to look over his shoulder and count how many steps he had to fall. Long enough for her to meet his eyes and realize this was no intruder.
“What the fuck, Liv?” Mack exclaimed.
And then down he went. Just like the cupcake, he lost his fight with gravity. He tipped backward and skidded down the ten steps to the dusty ground, his head bump-bumping against the creaky wood.
He landed headfirst on the gravel, his legs still on the stairs. He let out a groan and swore.
Guilt made her cranky. “Dammit, Mack. What the hell are you doing?”
He lifted his head. “Are you serious? What are you doing?”
“Defending myself from an intruder, like I told you I could.”
“D-defending yourself?” He could barely get the word out. Disbelief dripped from his tone. “With a shoe?”
“It was all I could find at the moment.”
Mack hoisted himself off the ground. Dust covered his jeans and his white shirt. An angry red splotch below his left eye bore the faint outline of her sandal.
She planted her hands on her hips. “Why the hell didn’t you call first?”
“Because I knew you’d say no if I asked to come over, and dammit, it’s been two fucking days! I wanted to see you.”
“So you thought it would be a good idea to just show up?”
Mack wiped his hands on his jeans. “Let me get this straight,” he glowered. “You hear a man outside your apartment, and instead of calling the goddamned police, you hurtle yourself at him without even checking to see if he has a weapon or if he’s alone?”
Shit. The cops. Liv raced back up the stairs and through the door. She grabbed her phone off the floor and hit the emergency number again.
Maybe there was still time to cancel.
Too late.
Dispatch answered just as the outdoors began to dance with red and blue lights.
“Sorry for the misunderstanding.”
Twenty minutes later, Liv apologized for the thousandth time. The four officers on the scene had separated her from Mack and had also questioned Rosie and Hop—who was actually there in the middle of the night, which was weird.
“I thought he was a bad guy.”
“A bad guy?” the cop said.
“He’s my—” She stopped and glanced at Mack, who lifted an amused eyebrow. “My friend.”
Mack snorted.
It took several more minutes for the humiliation to end and the cops to leave.
“I can’t believe you just showed up here,” Liv said, stomping back up the stairs.
“Yeah, well, I can’t believe you called the cops on me.”
“Twenty minutes ago you were mad that I didn’t call the cops! Make up your mind.”
He followed her into the apartment.
“You have no idea the many ways I’m going to hurt you,” she said.
“Promise?”
Liv yanked open the door to the freezer and grabbed the ice tray. She snatched a dish towel from the sink and banged the tray on top. A dozen cubes fell out, one sliding across the counter and onto the floor. She didn’t care. In fact, she secretly hoped he’d step on it and wipe out.
In the living room, Mack plopped onto the couch with a dramatic groan, holding his hand to his cheek. Grumbling, she wrapped the ends of the towel around the ice and stalked into the living room. He had his feet on the coffee table and his head back, eyes closed. Even from across the room she could see the raised purplish bruise on his cheekbone.
Wow. She’d nailed him good.
He rolled his head and opened an eye as she approached. She thrust the ice pack at him. “Here. I don’t know why I’m helping you, though.”
“Because you care?”
“You scared the shit out of me.”
He pressed the ice to his face. “I could use some aspirin.”
Liv stomped to the bathroom, made a lot of noise banging around in the medicine cabinet, and then came back with a bottle of Tylenol.
“No water?” he asked.
“Choke on it.”
“You’re awfully hostile for someone who just beat up an innocent man.”
“Innocent? You were sneaking around my house!”
“I wasn’t sneaking. I was trying to be quiet so I wouldn’t wake up Randy.”
“What are you doing here?”
“Two fucking days, Liv.” He tossed the towel aside and stood. “Maybe you do the wham-bam thing, but I don’t.”
Liv swallowed her guilt and shame. She’d been avoiding him, mostly to avoid her own feelings. “I told you it would be a couple of days. I was giving you time to process.”
“You know what I think?” he said, moving closer. “I think you’re the one who needed time to process things, so you made up some stupid story and left me hanging for two goddamned days.”
Her body burned hot and cold at once. Hot because of the scorching look in his eyes. Cold because, damn him, that wasn’t fair. He’d backed her into the kitchen. Boxed her in. If she let him stare into her eyes, he’d see right through her and realize he was telling the truth.
“This is what I was afraid of,” she rasped. “You’re already attached to me. I’m a heartbreaker.”
Mack pressed his palms to the counter on either side of her and leaned in. His eyes had an exhausted, strung-out look to them, and she wondered for a moment whether that could actually be real. Had he really missed her? Had it really hurt his feelings that she had avoided him for two whole days?
Mack made a grumpy face. “Would it be so fucking bad if I cared about you?”
Her heart sputtered. “You don’t, though.”
“Don’t I?”
“Maybe you think you do, but it’s not real.”
He groaned and rolled his eyes. “Oh please. Do continue.”
“You have a hero complex and think I’m in danger or some shit, so your . . . hero hormone is firing at all cylinders.”
“Hero hormone?”
“Yeah. And then we threw sex into the mix, and boom, you went full Disney prince on me.”
He crossed his arms. “Wait. I thought you said I was going to fall madly in love with you. Now I don’t care about you? Make up your mind.”
She winced. Plot hole. “You think you care about me because you’re the type to fall in love. But you don’t really care about me.”
“So your fear isn’t that I’ll actually fall in love with you, just that I will think I’m in love with you.”
She looked sideways. “Yes.”
He gazed down at her, the corner of his mouth tilting in a reluctant smile. “Damn, Liv, you’re complicated.”
She shrugged. “It’s your issue, not mine.”
“Well I hope you’re right, because caring about you would be a major inconvenience.”
“Then consider yourself off the hook.”
“Thank you. That definitely makes my life easier.”
“You’re welcome.”
“Liv?” he murmured, bending way too closely.
The unmistakable scent of him hit her with the force of a wrecking ball. The man never smelled bad. Sweaty, dirty, bloody, cocky piece of shit. He still smelled like pure lust to her. “What?” She said with a heavy rasp.
“I think you’re full of shit.”
He wasn’t wrong. Which is why her heart overruled her brain and said, fuck it. Who needed gravity anyway? Liv grabbed the front of his shirt and yanked him forward. Their mouths collided, and she let him do his thing. And that thing went from a deep, hot tongue kiss to a hand up the shirt in about ten seconds flat. And after that, there wasn’t much argument between her principles and her pink parts because both seemed to be on the same page. The one that said, Sure, let’s get naked, because holy shit, what that man could do to a nipple with just the flick of his fingers ought to be illegal.
Liv moaned and arched into his touch.
Mack pinched her. “Who’s the boss now?”
“You’re going to ruin this with that mouth of yours.”
“This mouth of mine is going to prove you wrong.”
Mack suddenly dropped to his knees, and truly, Liv had no idea how it happened, but suddenly she was sans pants, and that mouth of his was licking her through the lace of her underwear, and she was hanging on to his head.
“Just so you know, I haven’t actually agreed to sex again,” she moaned.
“This isn’t sex, honey,” he teased. His left hand snaked up her thigh and stopped at the opening of her panties, where nothing but a thin layer of cotton separated his fingers from the pulsing ball of desire that so desperately needed his touch.