Royally Screwed Page 20

He shakes it. “Freddie.”

“That’s a good name. My middle name is Freddie. It means ‘peaceful ruler.’”

He kicks at the concrete with the tip of his worn sneaker. “Are you really a prince?”

“I really am.”

“You don’t look like a prince.”

I pat the lapels of my gray suit jacket. “Must’ve left my crown in another suit. I’m always losing the darn thing.”

I’m rewarded with a flash of white teeth and a giggle.

“Don’t feel like playing today, Freddie?”

He shrugs.

“Do you like living here?”

I’ve seen the reports—mental health stats, graduation rates—but if you want the real story behind what goes on in a place like this, it’s always best to go straight to the source.

“It’s okay.” He bobs his little head. “I used to live with my auntie—she was nice. But she died.”

The sadness in those few words pierces like the prick of a steel nail.

“I’m sorry.”

He nods, because he’s heard the condolences before, but they don’t change anything.

“The teachers here are nice; they smile a lot. But my auntie used to bake cookies. They don’t give us cookies here.”

“Smiles are good, but cookies are always better.”

A spark of life flashes across his face. A connection.

“I know, right? Do you know what they make us eat for dessert?”

“What?” I ask, riveted.

“Fruit salad!”

I make a disgusted face. “Oh, no—not fruit.”

“Yes!” he insists. “And not even with whipped cream! Fruit’s not dessert.” He wags his finger at me. “You should talk to someone about that. Set ’em straight.”

“It’ll be at the top of my list.”

And then a thought comes to me. An impressive thought.

“Freddie—do you like pie?”

He looks shocked that I even asked.

“Well, yeah—everybody likes pie. There’s fruit in it, but it’s pie.”

The director walks up to us. “How are we doing? Can I get you anything, Prince Nicholas?”

“Yes,” I tell him, scanning the playground—counting. “You can get me a bus.”

An hour later, I walk into Amelia’s like the Pied Piper of Hamelin, trailing fifty children behind me. Behind the counter, Olivia’s eyes flare round—surprised to see me—and to see the gaggle of little ones swarming her coffee shop like adorable locusts.

“Hey, what’s going on?”

I gesture to the young man beside me. “Olivia, this is Freddie—Freddie, meet Olivia.”

“’S’up?”

She smiles so sweetly. “Good to meet you, Freddie.”

Out of the side of his mouth he says in a hushed tone, “You were right—she’s really pretty.”

“I told you so,” I hush back.

Then I address her directly. “Olivia, we have a problem that needs immediate rectification.”

“Sounds serious,” she teases.

“Oh it is,” Freddie pipes up.

“My friend Freddie here hasn’t had a decent dessert in months.”

“Months!” Freddie stresses.

My eyes meet Olivia’s. “You wouldn’t happen to have thirty extra pies around, would you?”

Warmth spreads across her face. And gratitude.

“As a matter of fact, I do.”

A few hours later, after Olivia’s stock has been completely demolished—and every pie paid for courtesy of the royal charity—Olivia and I stand side-by-side as the delighted, pastry-stuffed children waddle out the door.

Freddie high-fives me as he goes. “Catch ya later, Nick.”

“Not if I catch you first.” I wink.

When the last one is loaded on and the bus pulls away, it’s just Olivia and I, alone.

“Did you do this just to impress me?”

I slide my hands into my pockets, rocking on my heels. “Depends. Are you impressed?”

“I am.”

I can’t hold back my grin.

“Good. But, in all honesty, I didn’t just do it for you. The one perk of this job is getting the chance to make kids like Freddie happy. Even if it’s just for the day.”

She turns to me. “You’re good with them. With kids.”

“I like children. They haven’t developed ulterior motives yet.”

The air shifts between us, becomes thick with want and words not yet said.

“I’m sorry about flipping out on you yesterday,” Olivia tells me quietly.

“It’s all right.”

“No.” She shakes her head and a lock of hair falls from her topknot, drifting across her smooth cheek. “I overreacted. I’m sorry.”

I catch the curl, rubbing it between my fingers. “I’ll try to keep my nose out of your business.”

And I just can’t resist.

“I’ll focus on getting it into your pants instead.”

Olivia rolls her eyes, but she’s laughing. Because exasperation is part of my charm.

After a moment, her smile stills and she takes a deep breath—the way a first-time bungee jumper would the moment before leaping.

“Ask me again, Nicholas.”

It’s a bit frightening how much I like the sound of my name on her lips. It could easily become my favorite word. Which is damn arrogant, even for me.

“I want to take you out, Olivia. Tonight. What do you say?”

Then she gives me a word I like hearing from her even more.

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